#that woulda been so funny cause he’s only like 5’9 so teeny tiny

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ahahahaHAHAHA update

So we tried to talk to him (emphasis on try) and after him saying “I don’t wanna yell I just wanna talk” ….he started yelling???

My client calmly explained that what he did to her pond wasn’t what she wanted. She even has what she wanted in writing and it was written by HIM.

So he starts yelling more, saying he “busted his ass” and that “the pond looks so much better now” (it doesn’t lmfao it looks like a landfill at this point) and THEN

HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVE

to tell my client “shut up and go inside”

On her own property, at her own HOUSE.

Lost it at that point, went feral, absolutely scared the piss out of him running up on him strapped with my edc and ordered him to get the fuck out. So he finally grabs all his shit and leaves, threatening about lawyers and what not as if he can even afford one lmao

ANYWAY

He’s gone now, he ain’t coming back and I made sure my client didn’t give him a CENT of that $7k because he completely destroyed her pond like oh my god???? It’s so hideous now I can’t even ajdhajhdJAHSAJ

Her regular pond guy finally agreed to take on the job so hopefully we can get it fixed and back to what it was 😭 I feel so bad for my client fr and homie’s lucky I have a shit ton of violence deescalation experience or I woulda just smoked his ass.

You don’t talk to anyone like that in front of me, especially in their own fucking home. Jesus fucking christ.

anyway anyway the bullshit is done and over with now, back to regularly scheduled mxtx shitposting 💀

Bruh the dude working on my client’s pond straight up threatened her if she didn’t pay him $7k in cash even though he didn’t even do the work she wanted so now she’s meeting with him today and I’m gonna be there in case he tries shit lmaooo